71. What sort of bird steals from banks?
A robin
72.Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors
73.How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-et
74.Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies' toilet?
To boldly go where no man has been before
75.What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astro-nut
76.What do you call a magician in space?
A flying sorcerer
77.What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams
78.What part of a football ground smells the best?
The scenter spot
79.What job does Dracula have with the Transylvanian baseball team?
He looks after the bats
80.Why didn't the dog want to play baseball?
Because he was a boxer
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