Thursday, June 30, 2005

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Switch Zoo

Make your own animals as you switch the animals' heads, legs and tailsto make new creatures at this surrealistic virtual zoo.

http://www.switchzoo.com/

Teaching Ideas for Primary Teachers

This site has great links to lesson plans for primary classrooms in all subject areas.


http://www.teachingideas.co.uk/

Friday, February 04, 2005

JOKE: Direct Object

Bobby's class was having an English lesson, and the teacher called on Bobby to recite a sentence with a direct object.
Bobby stood and thought, then said, "Teacher, everybody thinks you are beautiful."
"Why thank you, Bobby," the teacher said, blushing.
"But what is the direct object?"
"A good report card next month," he replied.

Home Page of Children's Author, Bethany Roberts

http://www.bethanyroberts.com

Hi! I'm Bethany Roberts. I'm a children's book author. Thanks for visiting my web world! Here you'll find writer tips on writing for children, fun activities for kids, classroom ideas for teachers, and more.

POOH'S LINKS TO DISNEYLAND & WALT DISNEY WORLD

http://www.drkimberly.com/disneyland.html

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Kids OnLine Resources

http://www.kidsolr.com/

Pineapple Burgers


Ingredients


1 lemon
3 tablespoons margarine
4 slices fresh pineapple
1 tablespoon brown sugar
1 pound ground beef
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons ice water
4 hamburger buns
Method


Cut lemon into paper thin slices, discarding end pieces.
Melt margarine in heavy fry pan; add lemon slices and pineapple in a single layer.
Cook over low heat until fruit is soft.
Sprinkle with brown sugar; cover pan and cook until sugar has melted.
Mix meat with salt and ice water. Shape into 4 patties and broil or grill.
Split and toast buns.
Spoon melted margarine from frying pan on bottom of each bun; add meat patties, lemon and pineapple slices, and top half of bun.


Cheese Filled Burgers

Ingredients


1/2 cup shredded mild Cheddar cheese or American cheese
1 slice bread, crumbled
2 tablespoons finely chopped parsley
2 tablespoons milk
1 1/2 pounds lean ground beef
1 small onion, grated
2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
Method


In a medium bowl, combine cheese, bread crumbs, parsley, and milk; form into 4 balls. Set aside on wax paper.
In the same bowl, combine beef, onion, Worcestershire sauce, and salt; divide into 4 portions.
Shape each beef portion around a cheese ball, then flatten lightly with hand to make hamburger patties.
Brown on both sides in a large frying pan; cover and cook for about 5 to 10 minutes, until done.


Chicken Fried Hamburger

Ingredients


1 lb. ground beef
1/2 c. milk
1/2 c. flour
1/4 c. oil
salt and pepper to taste
Method


Shape ground beef into flat patties; chill.
Place milk and flour in 2 flat dishes slightly larger than patties.
Place each hamburger patty in milk; turn over.
Dip in flour.
Placepatties in hot skillet with oil; season.
Cook on each side until crispy, flattening as patties cook.





Beef and Bean Burgers

Ingredients


2 pounds lean ground beef
2 teaspoons salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/2 cup ketchup
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 can (16 ounces) pinto beans or red beans, drained
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
2 tablespoons finely chopped green bell pepper
6 hamburger buns, split and toasted
Method


Combine ground beef, salt, and pepper; shape into 6 patties.
Place hamburger patties in a skillet; cook on both sides until cooked through.
Remove patties from heat; keep warm.
In a small saucepan combine ketchup, chili powder, beans, onion, and green bell pepper.
Simmer for about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally.
Place burgers on bottom halves of buns; spoon 3 or 4 tablespoons of bean mixture over each burger.
Cover with bun tops.

FamilyCorner.com - your online magazine

http://www.familycorner.com/index.shtml


Danielle's Place of Crafts & Activities

http://www.daniellesplace.com/

Welcome to Danielle's Place! We believe learning should be fun. This site is dedicated to teaching children through crafts and activities. You will find hundreds of inexpensive crafts and activities for children. Most of the crafts and activities on this site are Bible-based and are great to use in Sunday School, Vacation Bible School, preschool, and home school. You will find complete Bible curriculum with math, reading, phonics, writing, science, and learning games included.


Legacy Project

http://www.tcpnow.com/legacy/familyfun.html

Homemade Cards, Gifts, and Crafts
Family Trees, History, and Stories
Downloadable Certificates
Activities
Scrapbooking & Photos
Books, Reading, and Storytelling
Food
Science Fun for Young & Old

Welcome to Kids and Crafts...

http://www.kidsandcrafts.com/index.shtml

Each week Kids and Crafts publishes great craft ideas that you and your child will enjoy making together. Each craft has a photo, a list of materials needed and simple directions for guaranteed success. Below you will find our monthly crafts as well as our collection of crafts listed categorically. Simply click and create!

Valentine Coloring Pages

http://www.moodypublishing.com/coloring-page/valentine.html

Color hearts, doves, boxes of Valentine's candy and more. You can print and color one of these pages and give it to your Valentine! Click on a link below. When the printable coloring page has loaded, click on the picture to print it.


Tuesday, February 01, 2005

CREATIVE PROJECT from www.uchida.com/project

http://www.uchida.com/project/fun_stuff.htm

Easy and fun projects. Have fun being creative!

SCRAP TOTE BAG from patternsthatfityou.com

http://patternsthatfityou.com/FrToteBagCl.htm

The scrap tote bag is very quick and easy to make! Cut scraps of fabric into squares and strips, as shown in the picture, and sew them into two 12” x 16” pieces. The scrap pieces don’t have to be the same length or width – just use assorted pieces to sew together. Cut two 12” x 16” pieces of lining fabric to use as backing for the tote bag.

Make handles out of another piece of scrap fabric, cutting the handle pieces 2” wide and 18” long. With right sides together, sew each handle. Turn the handles right side out with a loop turner and press.

Match the lining pieces to the “tote” pieces having the right sides together. Position the handles into this top section, placing the handles between the tote piece and the lining fabric. Sew the top edge of each of the sets, and turn so the right sides of the tote are on the outside and the handles are in place. Topstitch along the top to keep the handles from pulling, when you use the tote bag.

Put tote bag pieces together with right sides together and sew the side seams and bottom seam. Turn inside out to complete the scrap tote bag.
The tote bag can be used to take to the beach, as a shoe carrier or knitting bag – you name it – this is a very versatile tote bag that can be made for gifts or to sell at flea markets.

Wash Cloth Slippers from patternsthatfityou.com

http://patternsthatfityou.com/FrSlipperCl.htm

Washcloth slippers make a wonderful gift for those who do a lot of traveling, as they take up almost no space in a suitcase. In addition, they make great bazaar or flea market items. Check the stores for "bundles" of washcloths, which would be much cheaper to buy - however, be sure that they come in sets of two per color, if the bundles aren't all one color.


Bear Country Coloring Book

http://www.berenstainbears.com/colormain.html

Monday, January 31, 2005

For source of coloring pages from DLTK.com

pls try,
http://DLTK.com


JOKES for kids, part 10

91.What do you get is you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel

92.What happens when ducks fly upside down?
They quack up

93.Why did the Wally team always lose the tug of war?
They pushed...

94.Did you hear about the Karate guy that joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself

95.What did the nutty photographer do?
He saved burned out lightbulbs for his darkroom

96.What do Italian monsters eat?
Spookgetti

97.What is a monsters favorite game?
Hide and shriek

98.Why did the monster comedian like playing to skeletons?
Because he knew how to tickle their funny bones

99.What do you call a monster who comes to collect your laundry?
The undie-taker

100. What's another name for a clever duck?
A wise quacker


JOKES for kids, part 9

jokes for kids 9



81. What is the biggest ant in the world?
An eleph-ant
What's even bigger than that?
A gi-ant

82.What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny

83.How does a lion say hi! to other animals?
Please to eat you!

84.What did the termite say when she saw that her friends had
completely eaten a chair?
Wooden you know it!

85.What do you call an autobiography of a shark?
A fishy story

86.What sort of music is played in the jungle?
Snake, rattle and roll

87.What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin

88.What do you get when you cross a leopard with a watch dog?
A terrified postman

89.What birds steal the soap from your bath?
Robber ducks

90.What is a parrot's favorite game?
Hide and speak

JOKES for kids, part 8

71. What sort of bird steals from banks?
A robin

72.Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors

73.How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rock-et

74.Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies' toilet?
To boldly go where no man has been before

75.What do you call a crazy spaceman?
An astro-nut

76.What do you call a magician in space?
A flying sorcerer

77.What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams

78.What part of a football ground smells the best?
The scenter spot

79.What job does Dracula have with the Transylvanian baseball team?
He looks after the bats

80.Why didn't the dog want to play baseball?
Because he was a boxer

JOKES for kids, part 7

61. What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A fire-quacker

62.What jam can't you eat?
A traffic jam

63.What's the hottest letter in the alphabet?
It's ´b´, because it makes oil boil

64.Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes

65.What do Hungarian monsters eat?
Ghoulash

66.What should you take if a monster invites you to dinner?
Someone who can't run as fast as you!

67.On which day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday

68.Who was the fastest runner in the whole world?
Adam, because he was the first in the human race

69.Did you hear about the student who said he couldn't write an essay on goldfish for his homework, because he didn't have any waterproof ink?

70.Have you heard about the gym teacher who ran around exam rooms, hoping to jog students' memories
...Or, the craft teacher who had her pupils in stitches?
...Or, the cooking teacher who thought Hamlet was an omelette with bacon?


JOKES for kids, part 6

51. What is a duck's favorite TV show?
The feather forecast

52.Why was the man unhappy to win the prize for best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his wife

53.A boy who had a broken arm asked his doctor,
´When you take off my cast, will I be able to play the drums?´
´Of course you will´ said the doctor.
´That's great, because I wasn't able to play them before!´

54.Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains

55....I'd tell you another joke about a boy and a pencil, but there's no point.

56.Mother, ´Who was that on the phone Billy?´
Billy, ´No one we knew. Just some man who said it was long distance to Australia,
so I told him I already knew that.´

57.Why is your brother always flying off the handle?
Because he's got a screw loose!

58.That planet over there is Mars
Well that other one must be Pa's

59.Neighbour, ´Why does your son jump up and down before taking his medicine?´
Mother, ´Because he read the label and it said "shake well before using".´

60.What's a lion's favorite food?
Baked beings



FUN & GAMES

http://www.cyberkids.com/fg/index2.html

Creating a Custom Tracer Page

http://www.kidzone.ws/tracers/

Our custom tracer pages are available in a variety of themes. The images on the bottom of the tracer fit the theme -- you can type any words you like!

SuperKids WordSearch Puzzle Creator

http://www.superkids.com/aweb/tools/words/search/

Make your own printable hidden word puzzles using the SuperKids Wordsearch Puzzle Creator. Use it for spelling or vocabulary practice - or for parties and roadtrips! Simply enter one word per line, and define the size of the letter grid you desire. Then click on the button beneath the list.