jokes for kids 9
81. What is the biggest ant in the world?
An eleph-ant
What's even bigger than that?
A gi-ant
82.What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny
83.How does a lion say hi! to other animals?
Please to eat you!
84.What did the termite say when she saw that her friends had
completely eaten a chair?
Wooden you know it!
85.What do you call an autobiography of a shark?
A fishy story
86.What sort of music is played in the jungle?
Snake, rattle and roll
87.What bird is always out of breath?
A puffin
88.What do you get when you cross a leopard with a watch dog?
A terrified postman
89.What birds steal the soap from your bath?
Robber ducks
90.What is a parrot's favorite game?
Hide and speak
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